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Merry Fucking Christmas!

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East…
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs…
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday…
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say…
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven’t [...]

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